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02-18-2015, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: oakville/burglinton
Posts: 972
Car: E90 M3 6mt
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Originally Posted by bmwm5lover
It is a deep secret, passed down from generation to generation, from father to child...
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Ohh. .that explains it. Thx
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02-18-2015, 09:53 PM
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#107
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 257
Car: E 3 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bmwm5lover
It is a deep secret, passed down from generation to generation, from father to child...
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I have 94,982 Miles on my M3 and I'm not scared to tell anyone about it. Many people are embarrassed to talk about their "High Mileage" and the pooped out  imolarot brick is probably no exception 
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02-18-2015, 11:01 PM
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#108
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winning
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: oakville/burglinton
Posts: 972
Car: E90 M3 6mt
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My m3 at little over 200ks . .and the 540 at 280ks what's the problem here I have nothing to hide.
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02-19-2015, 01:30 AM
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#109
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: YYZ
Posts: 8,066
Car: '12 M3
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Originally Posted by E36&8
It was the colour of imolarot and looked like the M5 when it came out  |
So you wiped til it bleeds?
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02-19-2015, 01:40 AM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 257
Car: E 3 6
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Originally Posted by dbworld4k
So you wiped til it bleeds?
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yes your car explains my hemorrhoids problem and I shit bricks (red m5) which is always covered in blood and stanced in my kohler toilet where it gets poked and stretched with the force of water..
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02-19-2015, 01:43 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: YYZ
Posts: 8,066
Car: '12 M3
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Originally Posted by E36&8
yes your car explains my hemorrhoids problem and I shit bricks (red m5) which is always covered in blood and stanced in my kohler toilet where it gets poked and stretched with the force of water.. |
It's true, my M5 would probably give your cute little E36 a nice gaping asshole to shit uncontrollably. Hope you have those depends handy
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02-19-2015, 01:47 AM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 257
Car: E 3 6
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But to answer you question I use electric bidet spray that wipes my asshole clean..
lol the s50b30 will eat your m5 alive like a boiled lobster
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02-19-2015, 01:53 AM
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#113
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: YYZ
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Car: '12 M3
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Quote:
Originally Posted by E36&8
lol the s50b30 will eat your m5 alive like a boiled lobster |
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02-19-2015, 01:57 AM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 257
Car: E 3 6
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Originally Posted by dbworld4k
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This is what it would look like... M5 losing hahahah
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02-19-2015, 01:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: YYZ
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Ignoring your GIF fail...
Your E36 driving after that raping
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02-19-2015, 02:04 AM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 257
Car: E 3 6
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Originally Posted by dbworld4k
Ignoring your GIF fail...
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you really think your M5 is that fast, come see me at the track and PLEASE bring some tampons with you
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02-19-2015, 02:12 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: YYZ
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Car: '12 M3
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Originally Posted by E36&8
you really think your M5 is that fast, come see me at the track and PLEASE bring some tampons with you |
LOL! Mad?
More importantly, who the hell talks shit about racing someone and then makes it about a hot lap? ROFL. This ain't F1, bruh.
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02-19-2015, 02:24 AM
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#118
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 257
Car: E 3 6
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dbworld4k
LOL! Mad?
More importantly, who the hell talks shit about racing someone and then makes it about a hot lap? ROFL. This ain't F1, bruh.
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Altleast I keep my ass on the track and not on the roads but the laps will give you the orgasm that you might have been expecting because clearly you like taking things "in" lol
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02-19-2015, 06:48 AM
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winning
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: oakville/burglinton
Posts: 972
Car: E90 M3 6mt
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dB work ik
LOL! Mad?
More importantly, who the hell talks shit about racing someone and then makes it about a hot lap? ROFL. This ain't F1, bruh.
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This guy and his 338 hp at the wheels high kilometer m5 ain't doing shit..
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02-19-2015, 09:49 AM
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#120
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Cars in Perpetual Repair
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Guelph
Posts: 6,036
Car: E30 328i, E21 320i
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This thread got so good in the last few pages lmao
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