You seem to have a strong fetish for anal sex - me thinks thou dost protest too much?
You are a mechanic - explains why you can work on your car. Just like you said, you'd have no business if everyone did.
Good thing you are in Arizona, I don't think we have many members from there, cuz I doubt they'd want to come to you with your attitude.
Tell you what - I sell servers, computers, IT related products. Please return your computer, because I guarantee I know more about them then you. Sounds about right according to your flawed logic.
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